Wednesday, March 20, 2013

A Funny Ad from the Canadians and What

This is just plain funny!


That is a link, it should show up in pink, but I've noticed it almost never works and I don't know why. It's a very funny ad about smoking from the Canadian Health people. I just laughed myself silly watching it.

In other news, Mr. T wants to change Alice's name to What. Why? well because her tail is always a perfect question mark. Can you imagine? It's embarrassing enough to take your dog to the vet and they ask his name and I have to say Bill, or Frank, or Ross. Jake and Sam are pretty normal dog names. I have to take credit for Frank, but Mr. T. named very one else.

Back to What, I mean Alice. So here's how it would go

Vet: What's this kitty's name?

Me: What.

Vet: What's this kitty's name?

Me. What.

You can see where this would go...



Monday, March 18, 2013

St. Patrick's Day

As a child St. Patrick's Day was nothing more than Green Day. I didn't know that people outside of the bubble I grew up in were dancing in the streets, floating on green rivers, eating corned beef and cabbage and drinking green beer. I didn't know that St. Patrick is revered in Ireland for driving all of the snakes out into the sea. I mean that alone is enough for me to celebrate his day. Of course, I grew up in Mormon land, we didn't talk much about the Catholics or their traditions.

So about five years ago when Mr. T and I moved to our little corner of Montana we discovered just what we've been missing. Butte and Anaconda are full of Irish Catholics. They take St. Patty's day very, very seriously. Which is a good thing they hold parades and it doesn't matter what the weather's like. AND all the restaurants (which throughout the year have crappy food) serve the BEST corned beef and cabbage in many, many variations. And here is a little known fact (little known to me anyway) boiled cabbage is so yummy! I could eat two heads of it myself.  I can't believe I missed out on this for so much of my life.


I stole this photo, but it looks very similar to what we had for dinner yesterday. And I'm proud to say I fixed it all myself. It's another super easy meal. Buy prepared beef, boil for 1 hour per pound. Last hour add cut up carrots, potatoes and CABBAGE!  Tadah! I could eat this every day of my life!

And one last funny fact. The Irish didn't even come up with the corned beef deal. It was the Jews. The American Irish totally stole their idea, threw on a green shirt ate the feast, drank the green beer and danced in the street! How can that be a bad thing?

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Bagels

Another problem with the local grocery store is that they have a very limited supply of, well, everything. Along with wanting pretzels, we've both been wishing for a great bagel. So.....after some more experimenting I have discovered a fantastic recipe.

I had some better (and more) photos but somehow between charging the battery on my camera and downloading them to my computer a few of them got lost. Don't ask me how, I feel like I'm living in the dark ages out here in timbuktu, but that's a story for another day. A day that I feel like complaining and that is not today. It's been in the 50's for two days, the snow is finally melting and I must appreciate that.

So, onto the bagels.

I added cinnamon and raisins. The raisins got a little beat up, but I think that's okay.

Note the great blurry photo and the beat up raisins.

Okay, I know, seriously an ugly bagel. But who cares they taste great and have perfect texture.


Certainly have to put this one in the win column. Again, a super easy recipe and a perfectly wonderful result. Plus, the house smelled like freshly baked bagels all day. Who doesn't like that?

Saturday, March 09, 2013

The GREAT PRETZEL.

I like pretzels. They're a great low fat tasty snack and they are cheap. However, what I really, really like is a warm, soft, freshly baked  pretzel. As you may or may not know, I live in a culinary waste land. Seriously, last Tuesday Mr. T and I took our neighbor to Helena to the VA Hospital. We stopped at Burger King for lunch and loved it so much we talked about it for a few days. Embarrassing, I know. But from the title you know this isn't about the King, it's about the pretzel.

This morning I woke to the realization that there would be no pretzel unless I created one, so I did! I used this recipe. Thank you Alton Brown, it's a super easy recipe and they taste great! Yay!!!

So, sit back and enjoy some crappy photographic pretzel proof.

Dough getting kneaded by mixer, not me. YAY!

Dough getting ready to rise, not pretty like bread dough.

Portioned into eight equal portions and two rolling to long pieces.


Shaping into a pretzel.

Still shaping into a pretzel.

Tadah! Ready to boil.

Boiled and draining.

Finished product. Yummy!